Ricky Gervais taught me if I don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing.
So whenever I have pre-marital sex, I make sure to do it so rough that the girl says “oh my god” a lot.
That way God knows I’m smacking that ass in tribute for Jesus’ sacrifice.
self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing